Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

With all the kids having their own family and my husband dying of a heart attack a few years ago, I feel lonely and am needing of good company. I've moved on from grieving and want to get back to feeling excited about chatting up lads whom I can conn...

If you are looking for someone who can make you experience a whole new level of pleasure, then I might be the one for you. I can't promise you anything grand, but I am sure as hell, I can give you a memory that you'll never forget.

I made a few sex tapes way back when I was stuck in a dead-end job and needed a way to release all the stress I felt. I know I still have it in my closet, in a box sealed with caution tape. Most of them were me wanking and squirting all over my sheet...