My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.

Thank you for taking some time to read what I have written here. Sadly, I don't have anything good to write right now. I am not even sure if there's something about me that is worth sharing. Well, if you are curious about and want to know me better, ...

I am here because I’m feeling bored as hell. I’ve got nothing else to do figuratively and literally. If you’re a bloke who is currently living a dull and boring life, why don’t send me a message in a tick. Let’s have some fun and exchange v...

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

Where would be the best place for quick shag? Carparks in the middle of the night is the winner in my mind. Getting so randy that we couldn't wait to get into a proper bed to shag each other. I haven't done that in a while, but it still makes my cunt...