Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Let me tell you this now. I am only here to have fun. Don't expect me to engage in a long-term relationship with you. There are so many fish in the sea, so why should I settle for one? I am here to have a taste of different kinds of delicacies. Send ...

It's not a sin to shag if both agree to it, right? I don't understand people these days. They oppose couples doing it when in fact it's the best thing that could happen between two lovers. Even though older people looked down on younger ones who are ...

One of the things that I hate the most is someone who can’t stop looking at his cellular phone when I am sitting right in front of him. Now that’s how I ended up here, I’m tired of talking to people who just can’t keep their eyes off of their...

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I have a weak spot for lads who looks like they need a lot of help and need to be taken care of. I think I miss all those years I spent taking care of my siblings. Now that they are all grown up, I have nothing left to take care of, so I am looking f...