I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...

To have a cheesy penis in between my breasts is what I miss the most. I also miss a man's fingers playing with my skin to make me aroused. Most of all, the seductive look from a man's eyes is what keeps me awake at night.

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.

I may have an innocent look but little did you know, I may be the naughtiest lass you will ever encounter in your life. Anyway, I've already had numerous sexcapades from the past and I want to have more in the future.

When you sprinkle me with your loads, you'd want to have more of me. I'm someone who may seem dirty with all of your hot cream all over me. On the contrary, I'm the lass you'd crave for because I'm the perfect combination of a woman who's dirty and p...