Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...