What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

My previous relationship didn't end well for me. It took me years to get over the pain and heartache. Honestly, I am still a bit scared about opening myself to another man. I need someone who can take that fear away. Someone who will be patient and l...

If you're bored and have nothing better to do, I strongly advise that you send me a message right away. I might be the lady who can help you change that. Not to brag, but I can still make any man feel pleased and satisfied despite my age.