I have a weird preference. I prefer sexting over having sex. Don't think I've gone mad. The reason I love sexting is it's more fun. There's mystery in it. The fact that I don't know who I'm talking to even if he sends dozens of his pictures adds myst...

I know that I am not the first choice of anybody. I have learned to accept that I am nothing but a backup option for most lads. I have lived long enough to understand that my beauty is not that great. However, I can still give you a night to remember...

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

To dance the night away swaying our bodies with our own original song would be the most romantic thing that could happen. Ever! Top that with lots of mouth-watering whipped cream and everything is perfect.

I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.