Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I masturbate when I am happy. I also do the same thing when I am sad. As you can see, I always find a reason to touch myself. Playing with my pussy has become one of the most enjoyable activities in my life. However, things are starting to feel borin...

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

I am delighted to find out how easy access to pornography is nowadays. Back then it would have to mean sneaking around smutty novels or nude magazines, films were even out of reach unless you know someone. I often binge-watch and found that MILFs is ...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Furs and silks, now those are just luxurious against the skin-- I've collected quite a number. I would always end up wearing nothing underneath, run my hands all over the clothing to rub it against me more. Recently I wonder what it would feel like t...