I am here to look for a lad who can make me the happiest woman in bed. I want to find someone who will not only please me until I cum but will also cuddle with me until I fall asleep. I just hope I find that person any time soon.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I'm miffed at the fact that I don't feel a day older, I'm still very active in all aspects of life. The saying that age is just a number does ring true for me, I'd still be out and about causing mischief with playful blokes as much as I can.

There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

Whenever my daughter brings around a bloke, he would always end up tied to one of my bedposts. I am separated, nor do I really have plans of inviting them to bed-- they just come around on their own. I sometimes feel guilty but I make sure to punish ...

Bear in mind that a lady does not always act like her age and I'm one of them. I'm still youthful at heart and always up for mischievous adventures, especially in the bed. I'm quite a learner too, though spanks sound very appealing.