How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

I keep my system healthy, for I want my milk to be healthy and delicious. I love greek yogurt, mixed fruits, and banana smoothie for my breakfast. For dinner, I eat meat or fish with brown rice and grapes.

Meet a lass who would steal your over-sized jumpers and wear them. They'd be treated with care, but they'd be overused. Blame their abundance of softness my lord. I mostly love to wear a very soft jumper with knee high stockings while in the house.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?