I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

"Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it." Sounds familiar? To me, it means that we can chat as strangers, but the passion and the fire mixed into our messages can make us more than friends."

I'm what you would describe as a naughty-naughty miss packed with sensuous agendas. My world revolves around owning pleasure, feeling sensual and making men rhapsodise over my sexy, yet hard-to-get body.

My relationship with my sister is perfect. We always go to shopping centres to buy clothes, eat in restaurants that serves scrummy food, and watch movies. We usually go home together, but there are times we can't. Ask me why.

I'm not sure why I am here but one way to put it is that I've been having unusual carnal desires that need to be fulfilled right away. Some of those desires are extraordinary and very uncommon. If you're a lad who's curious about them and you're will...

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.