Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

I am nothing but your average lady with some weird habits of making men cum all over my face. I can't even remember how many times I've received a facial already. Maybe that is the secret of my youthful face.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...