Been single for a while and am gagging for a change of pace. It's been a while since I've felt a different set of hands run up and down my body. I was even desperate enough to purchase my first toy, I just know I was red in the face all throughout th...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.

If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...