Put your tongue against my cunt and place your hands on my tits. Suck my clit and nips like a hungry toddler devouring his milk. For me, there is nothing more pleasurable than having a man play with my pussy and fondle my breasts.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

This may hard to believe, but I only had sex with one person my whole life. It was with my late husband. He is my first, but I don't want him to be my last. I am still a lady who has needs that can only be provided by a proper man.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.