I am already married and I do not have plans to change that yet. I just came here to have the kind of fun that I don't experience with my husband. He's really boring in bed and I want someone who is wilder and much more interesting than him.

Every day I'm randy thinking about all the possibilities of being shagged by lots of men. I have had regular type of sex, and I don't desire to experience it again. I want to try threesomes or group sex instead. I'm sure it's going to be exciting.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I crave for sleep. It’s the one thing that I badly need right now. To be more specific, I want to be under the sheets, sleeping with a lad who can make everything worth the risk, whenever it’s too parky outside to be having fun.

For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.