Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I would love to shag a buff bloke in a secluded part of a public area. We have the chance to get caught but only if we stay really quiet. Still having most of out clothes on because we're such in a rush to fuck. I wonder who has the same fantasies as...

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

I'm a strong independent woman, so I don't want to be treated like a damsel in distress or as a princess. I can pay for myself, I can cook by myself, and I can sleep alone (after I get stuffed like 20x).

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I am romantic, adventurous and wild. If you’re the kind of lad who has one of these qualities, then you should know that I like you. If you have two, then I want you. But if you have all three, then I need you now sweetheart. Let’s now waste our ...