Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

Meet The Classy Nancy. I have my manners; I perfectly know how to quench a man's thirst. As a classy lass who's nice and gentle, I offer my service to any bloke out there. Enough of sadness. Blokes should have a fantastic life, and that's what I'm he...

Fucking around in public is not a problem for me. It makes me more randy when the danger of getting caught in the act is present. I would even go as far as say I am willing to get bent over on a park bench and shagged into incoherency.

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?