I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Not all women are brought to this world with sugars and rainbows. There are some who have been sprinkled with a little bit of bitterness and some pebbles. I am the latter and if that’s what you’re looking for, then why don’t you leave me a vagu...

A party gal who has plenty of talents, including the capacity to drink any bloke under the table. I grew up being very competitive and tend to throw a tantrum if I fail. Which is why I always strive to be the best in anything that I do.

I love life. I am a risk taker who is looking for a magnificent lad who is into looking and making positive moments, adventures and fun. If you’re the kind of man who enjoys singing and dancing in the bathroom, let me tell you now that we will sure...

I've been under the dry spell for about six months now and I think it would be nice if I'm able to get some good and hot fuck sessions. I just hope that I'll find a sexy and experienced lad here any time soon.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...