I think it's been years since I flirted with someone, so I am a bit out of my game when it comes to teasing. I am not good at words, so I mostly use my body to convey what I feel. I will try my best to provide you with an interesting conversation. Ke...

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.

A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.

When I'm randy, watch me grab your hand and lead you to sofa. Watch me push you onto the sofa as I undress you. While it's hot when a man takes what he wants, it's satisfying to take control and grind on him.

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...