"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.

What does a lass need to do to land a decent lad here? I've been doing my best to find a man who can satisfy my deep sexual desires for so long. Honestly, I am getting sick and tired of fooling around with guys who only care about themselves during s...

Craving for a hot romance, I order drinks in a pub where my eyes can wander to the types of men my fanny want to take home. Usually, they're the ones with hairy chest and deep blue eyes. Their qualities ignite the fire that's within me.

I'm a confident lass who's not shy to take the inititative, especially in bed. I'm not afraid to take charge to spice things up. In fact, I can be really sexily wild and dominant when things get excited.