Tending to my garden in the morning has been a consistent routine since I started living on my own. A few decades in and this chore still brings me happiness. I am looking for a partner who can bring out a different brand of passion within me.

When it comes to punishments, I would always lean towards using a riding crop to a tight man's arse. The sound leather makes against the skin and the way it makes the skin blush is such a sight to see. I sometimes have the urge to sink my teeth in.

Men want me for my body and I do not mind that at all, I like being used as long as they don't forget to make me cream all over their cock or fingers. Casual flings with not a single string attached works best for me.

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

We're only given a few chances in life to do what we absolutely want to do and I plan to take advantage of it. I'm not ready to be a fully responsible adult yet. I still have a lot of shenanigans up my sleeve and most of them involve a bed.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.