Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Surprise coffee dates is like a small act of kindness that keeps my smile until night comes. As someone who repays kindness, a bloke who does that for me always have a warm cozy night he gets to experience from this sexy lady.

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

Most lads get attracted to me because of my gigantic tits and alluring curves. Some are interested in me because of my pleasant personality. But I am betting that all those lads will be truly wanting me once they know how I move under the sheets.

Want to gaze at the stars at night. There are so many of them twinkling for us. One day, I'd have sex on a starry night. By then, I'd be named "the woman whose smile can't be erased" or "the hot young lady who had a sizzling hot sex below the stars".