My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.

Cage me and have sex with only when you're randy. I'm submissive, and I will implore you if you become my master, who'll choke me and slap me when I misbehave. I'd be more grateful if we try BDSM not just rough sex. I want to feel your POWER over me....

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

Here's a thing or two about me! I possess secrets that I only prefer to concede to the right person. I'm mysterious and calm, yet hold wild imaginations and quite naughty, soon-to-be-revealed sexual daydreams.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.