Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Are my baps big enough for you, dear? Then is your penis big enough for boob sex? I wonder what you have down there. If you see this message on my bio, will you let me know? If you send me photos, the better.

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

Great things are hard to achieve. It is meaningless to have something easily attained. You should challenge yourself and push your limits. Why will you satisfy yourself with a simple bint if you are worthy of a much prettier and sexier woman? Get wha...

Even the nicest person has the craziest stories to share. People always say that one shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and I do agree with them. I may look like a meek and innocent girl, but behind this mask of naivety hides a horny lady that woul...

I believe people call beautiful women my age MILF. I am not sure if that also applies to me. I am not technically a MILF because I have no offspring yet. However, I do consider myself a hot mature lady with a lot of experience in making a man cum and...