I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

I dislike men who are arrogant. They make me annoyed. I'd be thrilled to be friends with a man who's smart but is not full of himself. A simple guy with a good heart is the one for me. I wonder if he can find me soon.

I'm the typical lady you've met before. I speak up when I know I'm right. I say sorry when I make mistakes, but knowing my value, I also know not to say sorry when I know I'm right. The only time you'll see my soft personality is at night.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

To nick a kiss is one skill I'd like to be good at. I'm the type of lady who's impatient. I don't like waiting in vain for a man to initiate something sexual. If I want something, I make sure that I get it regardless of the price that I have to pay.