I'm not looking for love. I'm not looking for a strong man to protect me. I'm self-reliant, and I'm not expecting a man to be with me 24 hrs or a man who's one call away. What I'm yearning is a huge knob that would pound my fanny in ways unimaginable...

Sweet, dependable, and most of all, non-manipulative. I'll never make you feel like I'm the most important in the world nor the one you should worship. I can be around when you like to be alone; I can cheer you up when you're not in the mood.

One thing to keep in mind when it comes to me is: I love to be used and abused. I'm not some fragile middle-aged woman who has nothing else better to do other than cooked meals and have afternoon tea, oh no. I would rather spend the day with a fit bl...

I'm not into rough sex or BDSM. I'm not comfortable being slapped or choked or my hair to be pulled. I'd be glad to have slow, passionate, loving sex where we could look at each other's eyes while dirty talking.

Eggs, sausages, fried bread: these are my favorite breakfast. I love them so much my friends wonder if I have plans of having a different breakfast. My answer is no. These three represent three things in my life, but they're a bit naughty; it makes m...

My friends say, "Talking makes her happy." Our family doctor says, "She's a beautiful lady with big baps." My colleagues say, "I like her arse." My exes say, "Her eyes is her real asset. Makes me have an erection." The men in the street say, "I w...