Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

My mates would often call me high-strung and I do see their point. An old lady like me needs to find ways to relieve tension in pleasurable ways. Often I find wanking alone which is so disappointing that's why I'm looking for a dishy lad to help me a...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

A massage while I'm starkers is the reason I wake up happy every day. The pinching, tugging, and kneading on my nipples are erotic which makes me dripping wet. The gentle strokes from a strong hand can all the more add to my wetness.