Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

Every woman has their own fanny which lustful men have seen; I'm sure. But when these men look at mine, their gaze stays in my sensuous pussy like it's the most delicious treat. This could be an overstatement, but I've had men drown in the wetness of...

Not the type of gal who is easily swayed with compliments, I'll need more than pretty words to be convinced of getting into bed with a bloke. I want to be appreciated for more than just my looks, I do have a great personality and I'd rather let that ...

Being a submissive, I like to dress up in pretty lingerie or just wear shiny collars. It's been difficult to find a caring young master but I'm not losing hope. I may be in my 50s but I need to have my aching cunt satiated too.

Leave me speechless. Fill this empty hollow. Light my core with your scorching desire. Literally, take me to heaven. I want to feel how it is to be pounded hard by a stranger. Keep going until the moon shines down on us.