I am taken for granted by my poor excuse of a husband and I am close to going barmy! I want to be given the attention I deserve, most particularly when it comes to hard shagging. A boy toy who I can spoil in bed.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

I'm not a lady of high standards, but I can't seem to find the one who has great skills in bed. Nothing is ever enough nowadays. I can't even sleep well because of being thirsty all the time. When I hit the sack, wild dreams visit me.

Candy floss has always been my favoured sweet. Some would even say that it explains why I taste sweet as well. From kisses to my sopping kitty, I've been told that I am a delightful treat. Age aside, I can say that pleasure is a guarantee too.

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.