I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

First scenario: Imagine having sex with a lass who's inexperienced. Would you try to work things out or would you dash? Second scenario: Picture a lovely lass with big boobs and luscious ass who's sweet and hot at the same time. Would you run aw...

This will be your first and last warning. I am a kinky domme. You will never experience anything vanilla when you are with me. I am into hardcore BDSM. I enjoy tying up my man and showing him who's the boss. If you are a submissive lad, then your ple...

It's not a sin to shag if both agree to it, right? I don't understand people these days. They oppose couples doing it when in fact it's the best thing that could happen between two lovers. Even though older people looked down on younger ones who are ...

I'm a tough cookie, I like to be tied up and shagged into the mattress as hard as the bloke I'm with can. Don't be fooled by the wrinkles and greying hair, I could keep up with you like a lass in her 20's.