I can't settle with one kind of sex every time a man fucks me. I don't think it's worthwhile being dribbled when it's the same kind of technique. A variety is necessary to keep the flame burning for years to come.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

If your penis is soft, let's make it hard. I'm a mesmerizing lady who's skilled in bed. I doubt if you'll not go blank with my great sex skills. We should share fiery passion and please allow me to make you randy with my looks.

I won't tell you much about me here. I'm a private person, and I hope you understand that. Besides, the space is not enough for me to tell you everything about me. I have a question though. We can start with that. If I could only wear three items of ...