I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.

I may not be that young anymore, but my tits are still as great as ever. You will not be able to tell the difference between my tits and younguns'. I am confident you will enjoy playing with my boobies. You can put your dick between my tits and thrus...

I am looking for a nice and proper gent who could look me just like the way how I look at my coffee in the morning. Coffee is the only thing that keeping me together these days. I am looking for a man who loves coffee as much as I do.

I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

What are in my bucket list? - To try skydiving and wingsuit flying - To get off at the beach during the day. I don't like nighttime. I wouldn't have a chance to enjoy my lover's physique by then. - To eat exotic food. Any recommendation?

My personality is as big as my hair and I want to get to know someone who will like me for who I am, someone who doesn't mind getting naughty with me. I feel a little bit dirty just thinking about that. :)