I'm fond of taking photos of myself and passersby on the balcony while enjoying the aroma of a freshly brewed coffee on my table. I take nude selfies and upload them on my laptop. I've got no social media or whatsoever, so I don't get to post them ...

When it comes to meeting random strangers, I am actually very shy at first. You may need to break into my thick shell of self-doubt before you get to know me better. I know it may look like a tedious price, but once you crack open my shell, my thighs...

I want pizza, pasta, chicken wings and chocolates right now. But on top of it all, my body is craving some wild and steamy sex. If you want to know how nasty and dirty my mind can be, convince me now to talk to you.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

I'm so flexible. This means we can try different sex positions even the most difficult ones. I've been doing yoga for a long time, so you need not worry about hurting me. Being afraid of me experiencing pain will turn me off.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.