Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

My father used to bring me along every time he goes hiking and hunting. Just imagine the thrill I get from such experience. Too bad, it has been too long since I’ve done that, now all I do is hunt men instead. Do you want to be my prey?

I admit that I'm bad at introductions as well as at describing myself. With that, I don't really know what else to say here other than I'm flirty and horny most of the time. If you think you can ride along with my naughty and dirty mind, feel free to...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I am a sexy woman and I take pride in how I look. But if there is something that anyone who is interested in me should know is that I can be sexier when I’m not wearing anything at all. I am also a hard-working single woman who knows what she wants...