No commitments for me! I want the casual type of relationship that has no strings attached, one night stands or fuck buddies-- I'm open to either. Do not expect me to stay the night though, I want to be always ready whenever an offer comes my way.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

What I'm looking for: A man who has his penis ready for a fiery hot sex all night long. His mind should be full of kinks and fetishes we can do together. He has to have lots of hot jelly to sprinkle on my face.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.