The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...

Lacy lingerie against the skin makes me feel sexy and feminine. It also sparks my salacious fantasies of having a buff bloke pick me up, throw me on top of the bed, and slowly take off my knickers using only their teeth.

A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...

It's been a long time since I felt the warm touch of a man's hands between my thighs. I love me who knows how to tease women with their touch. A gentle caress and a soft massage can make any lass cum, believe it or not.

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...