I'm not a fragile glass you need to handle with care. Hit me. Fuck me with your four fingers. Tie me. Throw me. Treat me as a tart. Suck me all you want. I'll moan for you. I'll squirt for you. I won't fake anything.

Want to know me better? That's good news because I'd also like to find out more about a bloke who looks at my profile. Let's play a naughty game. Would you rather have a one night stand with an attractive lass or with a lass who's really good in bed?

Men who were lucky to jackhammer me compliment my legs. They say it's the first thing that caught their attention. My legs are soft and supple and men enjoy kissing it like they are the most precious thing those men have.

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?