I worship big feet. I tickle and lick them as if they are the food I've been craving to have. When they're fully wet, I want their toes to tickle my fanny for as long as they desire. They should make me gasp for air.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

I possess innocence, but behind this innocent veil is a lass who is wild in bed. I'm a beautiful creation of the Universe who has the power to transform into a slapper who can make all of your fantasies come true.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Aside from a hot hanky panky session, I also want to have a steamy leg over as soon as possible. I've been deprived of a lad's touch for several months now and I think my sexual desires and carnal needs are starting to be unmanageable already.